Shit my Roommates Say

I've been trying to keep our kitchen stocked and storing water just in case of a disaster. One of my roommates said

"That's stupid, if there is a disaster we can just go get water at the store." Wow... just wow.

I tried to explain that a natural disaster would make it so we couldn't get to a store.

He then said "We don't live near any natural disasters" O_o